Anonymous asked:

Did they already offer MAID to you?

No, that would imply that I've been able to get medical help, which has proven unbelievably difficult. I don't have an opportunity to see an ENT who specializes in otology until the end of this month, which is way outside the treatment window. None of the walk-in doctors or emergency doctors considered my ear trauma to be an emergency. The doctor at my local hospital didn't know why I had turned up, and my audiologist was appalled when I told her this. I actually went to a hospital an hour away specifically because they had an ENT on standby in the emergency room, but the actual doctor I got refused to let me see them. All the memes about Canadian health care are real.

Anonymous asked:

Do you characters from eroges ever show up in your dreams? I think they have for more, like the other night in which the female leads of SaDistic BlooD showed up in a dream I was having (despite the fact I haven't played the game).

I barely seem to have dreams, so no.

Anonymous asked:

Do you think eroges have at least some "forbidden fruit" appeal to you? In other words, do they appeal to you at least partly because other people view it as immoral or whatnot?

No. Why should I care what those people think?

Anonymous asked:

I will dedicate every orgasm i have to your translations to you, is there any other way we can help?

Well, if I don't end up killing myself, I may have to start squeezing you suckers for every penny you're worth. This isn't just ruining my ability to work or translate; it's ramping up my expenses at the same time. As of today, I'm probably going to have to go get a couple more specialized tests, totalling hundreds of dollars that I didn't really have to spare.

Other than that, send an angry letter to the inventor of ears, and tell him to get off his ass and repair mine. I at least want to get to the point where I can type for long periods again.

Anonymous asked:

Remember when Lilith ventured into JAVs under their ZIZ label for a bit? I wonder why they abandoned that.

Probably because they were terrible.

I wonder if there's any chance of seeing them return now that VR JAVs are incredibly common. (While suboptimal compared to a proper vr headset you can use your phone and a shitty cardboard headset.) It's leaving money on the table when the chance to have vr sex with Asagi would have people throwing money at them.

I would actually really like to see them try again once AI matures a bit more. I don't want to see people in unabashedly bad Halloween costumes. The way things are going, you could replace your male actors with photorealistic orcs, or do other hentai-ish things that would be impossible in real life, such as huge insertions.