An Urgent Appeal on Behalf of the "I Want All Your Money" Fund
There's a "woe is me" sob story version of events that I won't get into here, but I'll let you in on one aspect of how things are going for me. It's not directly health-related for once, although if you're good little boys and girls, I might regale you with tales of my colonoscopy. It's been a funnnnn year.
Partially thanks to some serious problems that have cropped up of late, I'm getting to the point where my business is falling apart. At the moment, it's looking like I might have to essentially be the company pretty soon. If and when that happens, I can't do all the work myself, and the profit margins are no longer high enough to even pay someone minimum wage to help me. Hell, I'm not making minimum wage right now. I had to agree to pay the majority of President Bigly's tariffs just to keep my most important customers. The second that the de minimis exemption was retracted, virtually everybody cancelled their orders until I offered that. It's a similar story with prices.
In essence, I'm heading slowly, but steadily in the direction of "financially fucked", and thanks to credit card companies suddenly being the morality police, all my backup plans are no longer viable. Does anyone have any ideas of what I could do to supplement my income before that income becomes literally $0? I've considered armed robbery, but my face looks fat in tights.