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Anonymous asked:

Are you still alive? I heard MAID shot up after America beat Canada in ice hockey.

Sadly, yes, because thanks to the wonders of Canadian health care, it takes three weeks just to get a doctor's appointment. We're strongly considering starting an atomic weapons program just so that we can nuke ourselves and get it over with.

Anonymous asked:

Does LoL really stand for League of Losers? I play League. Does that make me a loser?

Hey, who told you that? You've got to stand up to bullies like that. Just walk over, look them in the eye and tell them, "Hey, Mr. Bully. You're making me feel bad." That's what they taught us to do in school, and some of us even survived the beatings that followed.

How do I juggle my pain away in 2026?

You can juggle it while unicycling across a tightrope over a pit of snakes. It'll be AWESOME.

Anonymous asked:

Are you in the epstein files?

I'd fucking better be, after all I've done for his cause.

Anonymous asked:

Do you have a favourite artist that hasn't done any work for Taimanin RPGX but you wish they'd do?

Not especially. I would like to see Butcha U back, as well as Mizuryuu Kei. By and large, though, I would prefer that they build up the roster that already exists, rather than get new artists to make yet more one-off characters.

Anonymous asked:

What do you think of people who prefer their toilet paper orientation hanging under?

That's just how they'll be hanging when the revolution comes.