Anonymous asked:

Seeing how you avoid talking about your haircolor I assume youre balding. And you dont want to comment on your ass either. Would it be correct to assume youre balding fat old man? If so, do you prey on schoolgirls or housewives?

I’m one of those brown, 200-year-old ojii-sans who will steal your wife despite having withered down to Ayy Lmao proportions.