Anonymous asked:

Have you ever had a recyclable soda can and crushed it with your foot? I like to imagine that can as the face of my greatest enemy, Alexander from 4th grade. I fold the top and bottom into a roughly flat shape and place it carefully on the pavement, and then do a battle cry before calling it all sorts of terrible names like "STUPID WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ALUMINUM MOTHERFUCKER" as I stomp it into the concrete.

No. That sounds suspiciously like you have a problem.