Anonymous asked:

I always thought you were a fat balding man that decided to stop cucking married men for a bit and instead translate porn. Did I get that wrong?

I used to be. But then I grew a face, and thus I had to leave my people. I've even lost my oji-san powers: Women used to scream "Ikuuuu" when I groped them on the subway. Now they just turn and mace me. Porn is all I have left.