Anonymous asked:

So, I was reading this bad fanfic where two characters who are twin brothers in canon are best friends in the fic. And they get tired of people mistaking them for twins so they decide to try to come off as lovers. (For the record, the only difference appearance-wise in canon is that one of them almost always wears a hat, and I'm assuming that's the case here.) And long story short, after kissing in a park because another character told them to do prove they're lovers, they go to an alleyway. After an argument they make up and have sex and somehow nobody sees and/or hears them. (I get it was an alleyway, however, I still think they did it in broad daylight.) Also, one of the characters has a huge peter while the other has a "neutral sized cock". When they were done fucking, they decide to go home and have sex again there.

Did that sound sexy to you?

Not particularly. In terms of excitement, they might as well have been filing their taxes.