Anonymous asked:

Dear Rattan,

I went bald at an early age (around 20 I had to face the music and shave it all off). Is there hope for me to ever start a romantic relationship? Or do I have to NTR some schoolboy?

Well, I mean, you could always wear a wig. In fact, if you got a woman's wig too, you could play all three parts and NTR yourself.