Anonymous asked:

Hi Rattan Man,

I'm an ugly bastard who's trying to get into the cückolding lifestyle and I hope you could give me some tips. When I tried to ask my neighbor if I could sleep with his wife he physically attacked me and called the cops on me. I don't understand how other ugly bastards can get away with mind breaking their next door milfs but when I try to do it I'm served with a court date and have to spend the night in jail

Best,

UG

Well, your first mistake was needing permission. The thing to do now is to put on obscene amounts of weight, until she gets sucked in by your gravitational pull.