Anonymous asked:

Do you have any habits?

Well, I tend to breathe in and out pretty regularly. I've been thinking of giving that up. I'm also developing a facial twitch, which I have a feeling will only be solved with the aid of adhesive tape. Sometimes, when I have nothing to do, I find myself removing my earwax and moulding it like Silly Putty. And whenever I sit down to take a shit, I have to keep standing back up again, in case there are venomous spiders hiding in the toilet. So, on the whole, nothing out of the ordinary.