Anonymous asked:

I like my head bald but hated going to barbershop every once a month especially considering my financial state. Should i get cancer and do chemo so i can be bald forever?

Don’t go nuts. There are easier ways. For instance, a lot of people pay good money to stick their feet in a pond and have them picked clean by fish. You could try something similar. Just go down to the PetSmart aquarium section, and dunk your head in one until your problems are over.