Anonymous asked:

I know someone wrote a smut fic in the form of a YouTube comment and it involved a squirrel (an anthropomorphic one, but still) banging a large chocolate box. And the narrator calls his semen "whipped cream" and his cock his "candy cane".

Is it less or more cringy to you considering the boi did fall in love with a chocolate box in canon?

I can't tell. My standards for cringeworthiness were obliterated the moment I started typing phrases like "Cock-knock my pork pussy."