Anonymous asked:

what's the scariest thing about canada?

That would probably be the fact that IT'S CREEPING UP BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW.

Which is fine. It just wants to tell you what a good job you're doing.

Overall, Canada is not interesting enough to be scary. Even our paranormal stuff is dull. I once—and this is not a word of a lie—had my computer possessed by ghosts next to a haunted graveyard back in 2003, and all they did was type rambling, nonsensical messages. It was like a stoner who kept forgetting the deep philosophical meaning of what he was saying every ten seconds. If that's the quality of our dead people, you have nothing to fear.