Anonymous asked:

I heard that a 19-year-old was once caught using a stuffed horse to masturbate at a Walmart and he allegedly put the toy, despite it being covered in semen, back on the shelf like nothing happened to it. (And yes that is an actual news story.) Would you have purchased that toy if you could have?

Semen's not even the issue there. I'd have to burn it just for being touched by a brony.