Anonymous asked:

I'm looking for a new job and it's rough. Someone told me in the modern jobseeking market you should not just market your work experience and education, but also your hobbies and other talents. I'm struggling to think how "taimanin lore expert" and japanese porno connoisseur can land me a job, is there a market Im overlooking?

Just reframe that as "sex-positive media literacy educator" and offer your services to gullible corporations. Soon enough, you'll be making 80 grand a year, and be up to your neck in bitches.