Anonymous asked:

Does LoL really stand for League of Losers? I play League. Does that make me a loser?

Hey, who told you that? You've got to stand up to bullies like that. Just walk over, look them in the eye and tell them, "Hey, Mr. Bully. You're making me feel bad." That's what they taught us to do in school, and some of us even survived the beatings that followed.

How do I juggle my pain away in 2026?

You can juggle it while unicycling across a tightrope over a pit of snakes. It'll be AWESOME.