Anonymous asked:

I will dedicate every orgasm i have to your translations to you, is there any other way we can help?

Well, if I don't end up killing myself, I may have to start squeezing you suckers for every penny you're worth. This isn't just ruining my ability to work or translate; it's ramping up my expenses at the same time. As of today, I'm probably going to have to go get a couple more specialized tests, totalling hundreds of dollars that I didn't really have to spare.

Other than that, send an angry letter to the inventor of ears, and tell him to get off his ass and repair mine. I at least want to get to the point where I can type for long periods again.

Anonymous asked:

Remember when Lilith ventured into JAVs under their ZIZ label for a bit? I wonder why they abandoned that.

Probably because they were terrible.

I wonder if there's any chance of seeing them return now that VR JAVs are incredibly common. (While suboptimal compared to a proper vr headset you can use your phone and a shitty cardboard headset.) It's leaving money on the table when the chance to have vr sex with Asagi would have people throwing money at them.

I would actually really like to see them try again once AI matures a bit more. I don't want to see people in unabashedly bad Halloween costumes. The way things are going, you could replace your male actors with photorealistic orcs, or do other hentai-ish things that would be impossible in real life, such as huge insertions.

Anonymous asked:

Is Trudeau to blame for all this?

I don't see how, but I wouldn't put it past him.

Anonymous asked:

I saw someone on Reddit say they find the way Yoshi's lower body looks to be arousing and, in that post, they added a picture of the character with the text "(Take a closer look if needed)". I also heard of a copypasta about Yoshi that involves the writer wondering if Yoshi gets embarrassed when he creates eggs, asks people for pics of Yoshi when he "poops out" an egg while looking nervous or embarrassed while claiming it's for laughs, and then asks how the eggs smell while also claiming it's for laughs but also saying they want to smell them. (In case it's not obvious, the implication is that they're... attracted to that stuff.)

Do you think those two people could collab and make great pornographic media starring Yoshi?

Yes, but it would be live-action porn of two fat men wearing Yoshi costumes, and if you ever came across it, you would have to burn your computer.