Anonymous asked:

I will dedicate every orgasm i have to your translations to you, is there any other way we can help?

Well, if I don't end up killing myself, I may have to start squeezing you suckers for every penny you're worth. This isn't just ruining my ability to work or translate; it's ramping up my expenses at the same time. As of today, I'm probably going to have to go get a couple more specialized tests, totalling hundreds of dollars that I didn't really have to spare.

Other than that, send an angry letter to the inventor of ears, and tell him to get off his ass and repair mine. I at least want to get to the point where I can type for long periods again.