Anonymous asked:

I saw someone on Reddit say they find the way Yoshi's lower body looks to be arousing and, in that post, they added a picture of the character with the text "(Take a closer look if needed)". I also heard of a copypasta about Yoshi that involves the writer wondering if Yoshi gets embarrassed when he creates eggs, asks people for pics of Yoshi when he "poops out" an egg while looking nervous or embarrassed while claiming it's for laughs, and then asks how the eggs smell while also claiming it's for laughs but also saying they want to smell them. (In case it's not obvious, the implication is that they're... attracted to that stuff.)

Do you think those two people could collab and make great pornographic media starring Yoshi?

Yes, but it would be live-action porn of two fat men wearing Yoshi costumes, and if you ever came across it, you would have to burn your computer.